Q: Why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?
A: If they rolled forward, they would still be in the boat
Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
A: She’ll stop at nothing to avoid them
Q: Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
A: It has great atmosphere
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop
Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes
Q: Why was Cinderella bad at sports?
A: She kept running away from the ball
Q: Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors?
A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan